Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!
YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN YOU GUYS
NEVER
FUUUUCK
happy Ides of March all y’all plebeians
REMIND ME TO REBLOG THIS EVERY MARCH 15TH UNTIL I DIE
B I T C H - The Avengers
Here I forced it to work
Sorry Coulson’s not in the last one.
Every animal shelter should do this (with puppies and older animals too). It’s proven to lower blood pressure and it’s what the animals need.
I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car
zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously
"IT’S ‘FUCK, MARRY, OR KILL!’ ‘OR!’ NOT ‘AND!’ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”
— Hades at some point probably
I laughed way too hard at this.
ELIJAH: Remember when we were waiting? All those days of playing Cup?
DOM: Oh, Cup. Fantastic game.
BILLY: Cup by the way, is when you take a paper cup-
SEAN A: Dixie cup.
BILLY: A Dixie cup if you’re American.
DOM: Or a paper cup if you speak English.
BILLY: And you keep it up just by passing it to each other. Which sounds quite boring but if you’re waiting for a helicopter for four days it becomes the main way you pass the day.
They’re like two kittens.
THE AMOuNT OF secoNDHAND EMBARASSMENT I GET fROM MOvies is uNBELIEVABLE LIKE IF SOMEONE dOES a stupiD thiNG IN A MOVie i have to look away Bc it is Is TOO MUCH FOR ME To HANDLE
THE IMAGE WON’T LOAD, PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS SPIDERMAN THREE.
One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified
#can we just take a moment to appreciate
#while holed up doing a job of watching all the scientists working away
#managed to work out BEFORE the quantum physicist exactly what the fuck is going on
#that Clint was paying attention the whole damn time
#this is the guy who can fire arrows without looking
#who can calculate on the fly the trajectory needed to lodge an explosive arrow into a propeller
Every single time
STORY TIME.
Okay, so in like, 8th grade, I asked my teacher to go to the bathroom. I took my bag and she didn’t question it bc she inferred what was up.
Apparently, after I left, some boy asked why I took my bag. My teacher said because I had to go to the bathroom. He kept asking why I took my bag to the bathroom, and all my teacher/other girls in the class said was “she had to go to the bathroom”. He was so confused
